Head Lice

Lines form on my scalp and hair
Lines form, thankfully not down there 
I'm the host with the munchies to deal
I'm a girl and I'm a meal
'cause it's

Head lice
You never know how you catch
Head lice 
All day I just wanna scratch
Head lice
They bug me to the bone
Wash your pillows, hot dry your clothes
Your hair's a mess, but stay away from my comb

They're teeny tiny I can barely tell
Clinging tightly to the follicle
They don't like vermine, they're too good for rats
Human beings are their only snack
'cause they're 

Head lice
They are the macho-ist breed
Head lice 
A fine-tooth comb you will need
Head lice
Friends don't know how to act
Wash your stuffies, hot dry your cat
I know it's sunny but don't borrow my hat

Head lice
You never know how you catch
Head lice 
All day I just wanna scratch
Head lice
You've gotta pick the nits
I found another!
Oh no, I found another
'cause they're
head lice